Born on a streetcorner in Puerto Des Los Gatos, David Hazardous is no stranger to hard times. He records his chart-topping hits from a secret location deep below Wilmington, Delaware. He likes bourbon, handheld radios, old video games and truck stop coffee. He turned your girlfriend gay and he's coming for you next. He's eight feet tall and can speak one language: love. He's back again. Who is it? It's the Hazardous.